Fel's Musings

Have you heard of the "If we're still single?" pact. It's where you and a close friend agree to marry if you're still single by a certain age. You may not know it but I and another friend (who shall remain nameless but she totally exists and isn't from Canada) agreed to one. I was pretty ecstatic when we agreed to this since I always kind of fancied her but she fancied non-Fel people. Me: So, what age should we agree on? 30? Her: How about something a bit further away? Me: 33? A repeating number. Plus, we'll get married in 2020, which would be nice. Her: How about 72. Me: Why so late? At that point we'll be practically dead. Her: That's the point. Anyway, if we agreed on 30, we'd be getting married next year.

Random thought I had as I was waking up. You know how in toothpaste commercials they say something like 4/5 dentists agree that brushing with Product X is good for your teeth? What's that fifth dentist's deal? Does he know something the others don't but is keeping it to himself or does he believe good oral hygiene is a sinister plot to get us to spend all our money on something we don't need? I want to hear his story.

Me:  -_-  zzz Housemate: Phillipie? Phillipie?! Phillipie!! Me: What? Housemate: The internet is out. Me: So just reset the router. Housemate: How do you do that? Me: Nevermind. Just turn it off and back on again. Housemate: I don't know how. Is that the WEP thingy? Me: No. The power is on the far left. Housemate: Is that the green one? Me: You don't know which one is your left? Housemate: No. Me:  -_- I'm surprised this guy has 3 kids. I don't even want something this stupid inside my house, much less inside me.

Facebook recommends the weirdest ads for me. One is Tawkify. It seems like a dating app that guarantees dates. Sounds great, except for the price. It ranges depending on the date but you're spending at least $99 and, even by their own metrics, it could cost as much as $6,000 a year. Dating when you're ugly is fucking expensive.