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Dream Justice League

Do you ever have a weird dream and you just wake up in the most WTF mood ever? I'm sitting in a classroom with the other D.C. superheroes, you know Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash. I don't know why I'm here. I didn't see Cyborg so maybe they just needed any random brown guy for cultural diversity. They're talking about how the D.C. heroes from an alternate timeline showed up asking for help. But our heroes were hesitant to help because of some Star Trek Prime Directive  of not interfering. Superman said we should at least hear them out before deciding so he let them in. The heroes from the Alternate Universe walked in, still in the same costumes, but they were fat. They still had muscles but they all had bellies. All except Wonder Woman who was still good looking. They explained that in their universe someone had destroyed all the vegetables and seeds so they couldn't grow anything anymore and now they're malnourished. All they're asking for ...