Dream Justice League

Do you ever have a weird dream and you just wake up in the most WTF mood ever? I'm sitting in a classroom with the other D.C. superheroes, you know Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash. I don't know why I'm here. I didn't see Cyborg so maybe they just needed any random brown guy for cultural diversity.
They're talking about how the D.C. heroes from an alternate timeline showed up asking for help. But our heroes were hesitant to help because of some Star Trek Prime Directive of not interfering. Superman said we should at least hear them out before deciding so he let them in.
The heroes from the Alternate Universe walked in, still in the same costumes, but they were fat. They still had muscles but they all had bellies. All except Wonder Woman who was still good looking. They explained that in their universe someone had destroyed all the vegetables and seeds so they couldn't grow anything anymore and now they're malnourished. All they're asking for are vegetables and seeds so they can restore what was once lost.
I had a question on my mind that was just bothering me way too much. I raised my hand and asked: Why is everyone except Wonder Woman fat? Why don't you just do what she does? Wonder Woman replied with a smile "I'm not fat because I'm vegetarian." But, there's no vegetables where you're from!
That contradictory thought was so intense that I woke up from the dream right there. But I wasn't gonna let her get away with such a B.S. answer like that so I immediately jumped back into the dream to get an answer. I never did see them again. I guess they got their vegetables while I was gone and bounced. Can you imagine being in a meeting and someone just disappears. "What happened to the Black guy?" "A better question would be who cares." "That's true, anywhere, here's those vegetables you wanted."

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