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Conspiracy Rants #11 (I'm just going to start numbering these.)

  Conspiracy is mad at the tiktok ban. I don't know why. "We need to STOP fear-mongering. <.< really? This dude is telling others to stop being afraid? "I already took care of China and Russia. All this talk is nothing but rumors of wars, like it says in the scripture." Kind of an odd statement to make, especially since Russia is currently in a war with Ukraine. Or maybe he thinks that's fake? I dunno. I never understood that "wars and rumors of wars" verse. If there are wars, then the rumors of wars and fear of it were validated, no? "These countries, they're afraid of ME!" I still don't know what he imagines himself to be. Like there's countries out there thinking 'Hey, we need to make sure we're in the good graces of this one random dude in Utah. He works at an Amazon Warehouse and we all know how those people wield enormous power.". "Since I have Russian Monarchy. I have control. And I stand up for Ameri...

More from Conspiracy

  “Bezos and I are going to have a house right next to each other. Hear about that?” Imagine being the richest person on the planet and having Conspiracy right next door. I feel like that right there lowers the property value.   “You guys want my money for re-election, you need to be against the ban of tiktok.”   Oh no. Not the…handful of dollars he gives. What money? I just imagine him calling and the person on the other line going “I’m sorry. Who?”   “Letitia James is going to jail. So is Engoron. So is Amanda.”   I guess we moved on from Earthquakes. I don’t know who Amanda is.   “I’m a partial owner of Vanderbilt University. Along with Anderson Cooper. He’s one of my relatives.”   I think at this point, the list of people he isn’t related to will be shorter.   “I can get an honorary degree from Vanderbilt, then I’ll never have to worry about anything ever again.”   Is that how it works? Is my BYU-H degr...

Even More Conspiracy Rambling.

 I'm enjoying Conspiracy's recent outbursts. who is...well, just repeating "Come on, Joe Biden. What do I not know?" so he'd say that about a dozen times I lost count before he finally ended it with "He's so arrogant. Don't vote for this arrogant SOB. Have a good day. Yes, Conspiracy, who thinks he holds the fate of the world in his hands and that Trump will personally pick him as VP, thinks Biden is arrogant." nevermind the fact that the guy he loves is Trump. Arrogance personified   Oh. someone came over and now he's talking about random stuff "I'm related to Trump. I have like 40 FBI and CIA around me at all times." Like, what? He works in an Amazon warehouse. Why would FBI be on him? and CIA doesn't operate on American Soil because, well, of all the shit they did Congress went like "international stuff only" around the 70s In fact, one of the issues they ran into was during 9/11, CIA a...

Creative Customer Correspondence

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Being unemployed, I'm used to having to jump through a few hoops when applying to jobs. But sometimes you have had enough and say "This is dumb, time to have some fun." This company, SeatGeek, gave me a prompt and asked how I would respond. Whelp, Annoyed Fel took over and the results are interesting enough to share. Hi SeatGeek, I went to go see a concert last night with my family, and the lead singer made several inappropriate comments throughout the show. There was no warning on your website that this show would not be child friendly, and I was FORCED to leave the show early because of the lead singer's behavior. I demand a refund in full, or else you can expect to hear from my attorney. Best, Blake   Hi Blake, We're sorry to hear that your family outing to see Judas Priest in concert wasn't family-friendly. You're right; we should definitely do a better job at indicating when concerts will not be family-friendly, even when it seems to...