Updating Author Profile?
I was thinking of updating my author profile on Amazon. So I wrote a new piece and figured who better to ask for opinion on it than you, my fans. “I’d rather be called the F word.” Friend? “…No.” Well, anyway, here’s what I was thinking of adding: Fel Martins isn’t a New York Times Best Seller. In fact, he’s not even a Mississippi Times Best Seller. Which seems amazing on the surface, since you only need to sell 5 books in the state of Mississippi to rocket to the top of the list. However, getting 5 people to buy books in Mississippi (much less read them) is an ordeal on par with winning a gold medal at the Olympics with Russian Judges acting as arbiters (and we all know how rough those Russians are on western athletes). But, what he lacks in accolades, he makes up for with raucous humor (he hopes, at least). In fact, he guarantees you’ll get at least a dozen laughs from any of his works or he will personally refund* you yo...