Bathroom Breaks
“Hey Felly, any new interesting stories to tell us about your housemate?” There’s always weird things happening but they tend to be the same weird things that eventually just become normal until I talk to Cory or someone and they tell me “yeah, that isn’t normal”. I didn’t know this but evidently it’s not normal to wake up one day and find feces in the middle of the hallway. At least, not normal unless you have an untrained house pet. Unfortunately, we don’t (No joke, I even sent a message to the Landlord that, if I was going to clean up after the Housemate like that, that should prove I could handle taking care of a pet. He just replied “No Pets”.). Since we’re on the topic of weird stuff, here’s one I saw just the other day in the toilet. A corn chip. Yeah, just pieces of corn chips (or tortilla chips, I’m not entirely sure what’s in there) just floating around. There are also a few pieces on the ground, along with a Cheeto in the sink. As a former fatty, I get that those r...