Bathroom Breaks

 

“Hey Felly, any new interesting stories to tell us about your housemate?”

There’s always weird things happening but they tend to be the same weird things that eventually just become normal until I talk to Cory or someone and they tell me “yeah, that isn’t normal”. I didn’t know this but evidently it’s not normal to wake up one day and find feces in the middle of the hallway. At least, not normal unless you have an untrained house pet. Unfortunately, we don’t (No joke, I even sent a message to the Landlord that, if I was going to clean up after the Housemate like that, that should prove I could handle taking care of a pet. He just replied “No Pets”.).

Since we’re on the topic of weird stuff, here’s one I saw just the other day in the toilet. A corn chip. Yeah, just pieces of corn chips (or tortilla chips, I’m not entirely sure what’s in there) just floating around. There are also a few pieces on the ground, along with a Cheeto in the sink. As a former fatty, I get that those random hunger pains can be an actual pain. But, even when I was over 300 pounds, I never found myself saying “You know what this bathroom break could use? Snacks.” I guess he really likes the bathroom. He takes his phone/Bluetooth in there and talks while he uses it. Must make for an awkward telephone call. Then again, maybe I’m just a weirdo and this is all completely normal once you start living with people. “Fel, you’re such a loner. This is nothing. Once/If you get married, all this is going to be seen as so tame. My spouse has done an entire BBQ in the bathroom, using the filter fan to get rid of the smoke. Now THAT’S weird!”

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