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Spooky Story

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It’s the month of October. Which means it’s the season of scary stuff. Hauntings, Death and, worst of all, politics (if you screamed, that was probably your neighbor finally snapping from all the advertisements they’ve been getting informing them that a politician’s political opponent ate babies and didn’t even have the common courtesy of saying grace beforehand. The horror!). I’m going to focus on the first two topics talking about death and a possible haunting because I have an interesting* story to tell (*interesting by my standards which, in case you haven’t noticed, are quite low.). Something tragic happened in October and I deal with events like that the same way I deal with anything else in life, writing about it once or twice then going back to looking at memes and cute animal pictures because-AWW, who’s a good doggo. Heckin yes, you are! Sorry. Tragic time. A friend of mine, who I used to do youtube videos with, has taken their own life. I’m sure most of you are expressing...

Dollar Collapse

      Crazy Housemate: I have a question. Here we go -_- CH: What are we going to do when the economy collapses and the dollar doesn’t have any worth? Me:…I guess I’m in good enough shape now to sell my body. CH: I mean, how are we going to pay rent? Me: Hopefully our landlord swings both ways. CH: Haha, you’re a chill dude.