Fel's Musings

Conspiracy mentioned a new name on the phone today. He’s talking to some guy named Ryan. “I bet your brother talks about me a lot. Your brother at the Department of Defense. Oh yeah, he definitely knows what I’ve been doing.” Sounds like another scammer hooked him. Conspiracy said he was soon going to be working for Texas Instruments in Utah. Working as their Director of Manufacturing. Because when you need someone to be in charge of manufacturing, you want someone who…fills boxes at an Amazon Warehouse. I’m sure it makes sense in his mind. I was actually curious if there were job openings. Texas Instruments has a new manufacturing facility in Lehi. So, I went on the website and looked up their job openings. Nothing for director. There were engineering jobs. But those jobs require a degree engineering (duh) or construction, along with 5 years experience. That’s minimum. Conspiracy doesn’t have a degree, nor does he have the experience. Yet he thinks he can just walk into a director’s j...

  I asked her how her Halloween was and if she did anything fun. She replied: it was fun. Not sure what “it” she did that was fun but at least she had some.   If you’re asking “Why did you ask her how her Halloween was in December?” there’s a good answer to your question. I didn’t. I asked how her Halloween was in November, specifically November 1 st . It just took her a month to get back to me. 3 words took her 30 days to write. And I thought I was a lazy writer. “She sounds awful. What did you see in this person that made you swipe right on them?” Well, she said she loved to talk and would not shut up. So I figured she’d be fun to talk to. Yeah, that was it. “Was she cute?” I dunno, maybe? I did notice that she never smiled in any of her pics, and she only shared face shots so the fact that she thinks these are her best aspects really says a lot about the quality of people on these apps. “But you’re on those apps.” Yeah, I know. We’re all well aware of my many faults an...