Fel's Musings

  Conspiracy is mad. Again. I should really stop saying that. He’s always angry at one thing or another. I should just remark when he isn’t angry. So, there's this tiktok ban currently going through Congress. And he is furious at the idea of it being banned.   "Buncha morons. 'oh, I'm a senator. I'm so smart. har har.'"    Is that what he thinks Smart people sound like? I guess when you're an idiot, everything above your comprehension sounds like a foreign language.    "You are a bunch of morons. Morons. You morons. If you vote for this bill, I'm sending your asses to Gitmo"   Yeesh, harsh. You know, for someone who claims to be smarter than these senators, maybe he could use that superior mind to come up with some synonyms for 'morons'? Just a suggestion.

I guess Conspiracy was pining for someone. He's angry I mean, that's kind of obvious. Because he's always angry but this one is just weird.   "I'm staying away from Kenzie. Fuckin bye, Kenzie."   What did this Kenzie do? Uploaded a photo to Instagram of her and her boyfriend   "Fuckin douchebag." Conspiracy claims about this dude he didn't know existed 6 seconds ago. "He fucks up your photo, the fuckin dumbass".        

  Targeted ads can be real funky at times. I get why I’m shown ads for dog and cat food or accessories. I love seeing cute pictures of them. But then there are ads for baby stuff, chocolate and counseling services. Evidently, the algorithm thinks I’m a woman going to post-partum depression.

  Conspiracy is talking to some dude. Like, actually someone physical. Someone is on the couch with him. "People need to stop being so fuckin judgemental"   "they look down on you for saying stuff. I mention in church I already have a calling. The arch-angel stuff."   Oh...yeah, I can see how they might look at you funny. The guy on the couch seems to play along with him as though he's into it   "They don't know the good we're doing in the world."   "I'm so close to changing the temple rules. I don't want to hear anything about bullshit like tithing and fast offerings."   "I like your idea. With me, I give credit where credit is due."   I don't know what this idea is but the fact that Conspiracy, the dude who claims credit for everything, says he gives credit where credit is due. When has he ever done that?   "A lot of the authority, when they see me. They get scared." ...