Conspiracy Rants #12

 Conspiracy is talking to some dude. Like, actually someone physical. Someone is on the couch with him.


"People need to stop being so fuckin judgemental"

 

"they look down on you for saying stuff. I mention in church I already have a calling. The arch-angel stuff."

 

Oh...yeah, I can see how they might look at you funny. The guy on the couch seems to play along with him as though he's into it

 

"They don't know the good we're doing in the world."

 

"I'm so close to changing the temple rules. I don't want to hear anything about bullshit like tithing and fast offerings."

 

"I like your idea. With me, I give credit where credit is due."

 

I don't know what this idea is but the fact that Conspiracy, the dude who claims credit for everything, says he gives credit where credit is due. When has he ever done that?

 

"A lot of the authority, when they see me. They get scared."

 

Crazy dude claiming to be an archangel. Yeah, I don't blame people for getting scared. Not sure where he's constantly running into these people

 

"The church has gotten better since I called them out. That phone call where I told them. What they're doing, it's not LDS."

 

There's something ironic where someone uses heresy they made up to claim someone else's isn't based on scripture.

 

Oh, now he's going on about how they knew each other both in pre-mortal and in the previous...mortal life? He mention that a woman he fancies looks so much like Eve. Not sure what that's supposed to look like.

 

And that’s it. The other guy said he had to go. So, we know there’s someone out there that plays along with his delusions. Well, someone aside from Chase, the co-worker that’s draining him dry of dineros.

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