Even More Conspiracy Rambling.

 I'm enjoying Conspiracy's recent outbursts.

who is...well,

just repeating "Come on, Joe Biden. What do I not know?"

so he'd say that about a dozen times

I lost count

before he finally ended it with

"He's so arrogant. Don't vote for this arrogant SOB. Have a good day.

Yes, Conspiracy, who thinks he holds the fate of the world in his hands and that Trump will personally pick him as VP, thinks Biden is arrogant."

nevermind the fact that the guy he loves is Trump. Arrogance personified

 

Oh. someone came over and now he's talking about random stuff

"I'm related to Trump. I have like 40 FBI and CIA around me at all times."

Like, what? He works in an Amazon warehouse. Why would FBI be on him?

and CIA doesn't operate on American Soil

because, well, of all the shit they did

Congress went like "international stuff only" around the 70s

In fact, one of the issues they ran into was during 9/11, CIA and FBI had terrible communication and coordination. Precisely because of that jurisdiction distinction.

during the lead up to 9/11, I mean. The CIA could track the hijackers activities when they left the US, but when they were on US soil, it was the FBI's duty to do so.

Anyway, again, Conspiracy is totally oblivious. He's talk about pre-mortal existence (So I guess whoever came to visit is mormon). Satan wanted all the glory and how Conspiracy was one of the people who helped bring the devil down.

Even when talking about a story on pride and how it leads to destruction

And now he's going into "Trump is going to make me VP. I'm helping bring down Obama. I was the one who made Joe Biden act so insane."

I don't know what he means by that.

because Conspiracy is acting insane right now, so what would he consider lunacy? Being normal?

"President Nelson wanted me to speak at Conference."

Oh, ok. So the dude finally explained why he showed up. He was just called as 1st counselor. And he's going around meeting all the guys in Elder's Quorum. Oh wow. Talk about being thrown in at the deep end. Imagine this being your first experience with Conspiracy. I want to be in that meeting when he reports back. "Yeah, Blake's a total nut case. Do NOT put him in charge of anything." Especially since, despite Blake saying stuff like "I don't brag about anything. I don't announce anything." What does he thing bragging is?

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