Conspiracy Rants #11 (I'm just going to start numbering these.)

 Conspiracy is mad at the tiktok ban. I don't know why.

"We need to STOP fear-mongering.

<.< really? This dude is telling others to stop being afraid?

"I already took care of China and Russia. All this talk is nothing but rumors of wars, like it says in the scripture."

Kind of an odd statement to make, especially since Russia is currently in a war with Ukraine. Or maybe he thinks that's fake? I dunno. I never understood that "wars and rumors of wars" verse. If there are wars, then the rumors of wars and fear of it were validated, no?

"These countries, they're afraid of ME!"

I still don't know what he imagines himself to be. Like there's countries out there thinking 'Hey, we need to make sure we're in the good graces of this one random dude in Utah. He works at an Amazon Warehouse and we all know how those people wield enormous power.".

"Since I have Russian Monarchy. I have control. And I stand up for America! And I believe in good."

Oh good. I was worried he believed in evil. It's nice to know that that having royal Russian blood carries him far here in America. I just wish he explained how that worked.

"God sent me down to do his work. I'm in charge. And my plans are grander than yours. All you have to do is believe in Jesus."

I think it's interesting that he's Mormon but at the same time has these beliefs that run counter to the doctrine. Like, why would God choose him over any one of his apostles or prophet? The church runs on a hierarchy. Prophet over apostles, apostles over 70, 70 over stakes, stakes over ward, ward over men and men over family. This idea that he got plucked from obscurity for greatness, it's very Old Testament God. Though it's interesting that he says people need to believe in Jesus and that since he's doing what he thinks Jesus wants, that actually means doing what Conspiracy wants.

And now the heater in our house turned on. The ambient noise is drowning him out. So I guess that's the end of this.

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