Dream: Felma and Fife-ise

People tell me to follow my dreams but that's actually a really bad suggestion. For example, last night I had a dream that I was adopted by a family of alligators (or crocodiles, I can't tell the difference they all look the same to me). I kept telling them how much better they were than my old family because I was afraid they'd eat me.

The 2nd dream was more normal but ended in disaster. Fife and I were at a potluck and we were leaving but our car got stolen so we had to get it replaced by the insurance company but Fife had crappy insurance so our replacement was a freight truck.
Me: Do you know how to drive this?
Fife: Nah but I've played Microsoft Flight Sim, how much harder can this be?
And, like an idiot, I got in. Needless to say, Fife ended up pulling a Thelma and Louise and driving us off a cliff (which was remarkable close to the potluck. We survived but now we were even further away from home, now with a cliff between us and people.
Fife: In my defense, I did crash a lot in Flight Sim.

It's nice to know that Dream Fife is just as audacious as Real Fife.

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