Mango Smoothie

Do you ever eat something and it’s just…not right. So not right that you can’t leave the meal at that. You have to redeem your meal. I went through that today. I was making my favorite mango smoothie and I noticed that there were some small bags of frozen mangos from Western Family in the back of my freezer that I never use. I couldn’t remember why. I just always used the “Name Brand” Mangos. Well, I was feeling a bit adventurous so I dug them out and decided to use them.

So I decided to give it a try and I immediately remembered why I never use these. The mangos are less sweet and more tart. They’re not quite ripe. I’m not sure who Western Family is but they clearly don’t know mangos. Also, their mangos were sub-par for making smoothies. It doesn’t…how do I put this…smooth very well. Thicken, that’s the word. So it leaves you with less of a smooth and more of a mush. So I had tart mush. Now I know why those mangos are always stuck in the back. They’re “emergency” mango. Like those de-hydrated foods you keep in case you ever run out of real food. 


I decided to make another smoothie, this time with the real mangos. However, I couldn’t waste what I had already made. So I poured it out of the blender, ate it then made another one just so I could end the meal on a high note. Anyway, in case you guys were wondering why I’m fat, that’s why.  

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