Sickness

I want to just thank Cory and Amanda for dropping some healthy meals at my place after I told them I was sick. 10/10 would ask for free food again.

In fact, I was so thankful that I took Cory out to eat at a fancy restaurant. I don't remember the name because it was a dream.

We also got a ride home from this happy old couple. I was a bit hesitant because, well, when old white people with creepy smiles offer to help a random brown person, you know they have ulterior motives. Cory insisted that I should learn to trust white people. Sure enough, everything when fine when they dropped me off. As soon as they did, they kidnapped Cory and were demanding a ransom.

Thankfully, they were a bit dense. They kept driving around in a circle, like they were some video game villain. So I set up a trap by roping off the road. I know it sounds stupid but it worked at stopping the car, so if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

With the car stopped, I pulled the old farts out of their car and beat the crap out of them for kidnapping my friend. Cory stepped out when everything was safe. His wife Amanda thanked me for saving him and I insisted that no thanks was necessary. "I had to save Cory just so I could tell him 'I told you so'."

Anyway, that dream is a non sequitur because, unlike the super nice act of buying me food that Cory and Amanda did, it did not really happen. Thanks again.

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