Trump Email #....I dunno, I lost count at this point.

I don't know why but the Trump campaign still considers me one of their top supporters. It doesn't take much to be a top supporter. I've never gone to any campaign events, never given money, didn't even vote for the guy. Maybe he'd have more supporters if he didn't keep firing them all.

So here's an email I got today. I get emails from them daily, sometimes even more than one. Trump is working to fire liberal obstructionists. He just campaign in Pennsylvania for a special election that the Republicans lost, so it's going about as well as you'd expect from a guy whose casinos went bankrupt. I mean, c'mon. Native Americans can make that work. You're really not doing the white nationalists any favors if you, one of their biggest heroes, are losing to them.

Anyway, I digress. He wants a poll of his supporters because he doesn't trust the...biased polls. Wait; wouldn't a poll of his supporters be even more biased then? I mean, even if you think the New York Times, that liberal trash rag, does their polling solely by asking bearded hipsters (both male and female because I'm sure that's a thing now) in a Starbucks about their opinion, that would still be less biased than just asking everyone on a campaign's email list. But I like taking surveys so I clicked the link at the bottom of the first pic, and it takes me to the page on the 2nd. The first question is the same one asked in the email. I'm curious. So I go back and click on the liberal option. Takes me to the same page. Doesn't even have the courtesy to automatically the first question for me. Same thing happens with the conservative option. So why bother? Whatever. So, lets move on.

What issues should he focus on? I marked Jobs/economy. I know I can pick on as many as possible but they asked me my opinion on what he should focus on and that is my honest answer. The jobs report we get every month has been solid. The growth we got in the later Obama years have continued. The economy didn’t immediately collapse when Trump entered office like liberals predicted. That’s a solid thing to focus on.

Nothing’s really been done on immigration.

ISIS, who gives a fuck?

 2^nd Amendment? Best not to try and talk about guns because we’ll probably have another tragic shooting, like we seem to have every month.

Tax Cuts, blah. Most people probably didn’t even notice anything different, I know I didn't, so don’t focus on that.

ObamaCare. You have control of both houses of Congress and couldn’t repeal it. The last thing you want to do is to focus on that failure, especially since you had a big event when the repeal bill passed the house. You were at the 50 yard line and celebrating like you got a touchdown, which is only more embarrassing now that you didn’t get one. Pass on that.

Trade. Boring.

Judiciary. People don’t really care how, just pick people they agree with.

National Security. Definitely don’t do that. Considering the rate at which people are being replace whoever you brag about today will probably be gone in a week.

Building the WALL. Not sure why wall is in caps. Is that the name of the wall? Just WALL? I figured Trump would come up with a better name. But why would that be a focus? What are you going to say? This was supposed to be a Day 1 project but the president is only now looking at prototypes. I guess he could complain that there’s obstruction from liberals in congress to paying for it but that’s even worse. We were never going to pay for the wall. Remember? Mexico would pay for it. That was the deal. By focusing on the wall and how Democrats won’t spend a dime to pay for it you’re just shooting yourself in the foot because we were never supposed to in the first place. Scratch that issue off the list.

Life….just life? What the fuck does that mean? Focus on Life. Like, just focus on the fact that we should all be grateful to be alive? You know what, I can’t think of a more New York answer than that. Your supporters might complain about little being done to drain the swamp, immigration or even the wall being built but you can just counter, in an Italian accent. “Ey, youse still alive, ain’tcha? You didn’t die or nutin. Be grateful.” You know what, I change my answer. I want that to be the focus.

Also, Mental Health. Not of like mass shooters, though that’s always a bonus. The President’s. I’m worried about him. So worried, that I don’t want him to just see one doctor or psychiatrist. I want him to see several. You know what, since he likes to be a showman, lets make an event out of it. Like Reality TV, where Trump came from. Each week, we’ll grab a random doctor or psychiatrist and give the president a rundown. Sell that off to some failing network like CNN. Use the money from that to fund the campaign. That way, they can stop sending me these emails every day asking me about something but then just lead up to the real reason for the email: asking me for money. Seriously, the campaign always asks for money. They’re almost as bad as this scammer I’ve been talking to for months, trying to pry into my wallet.