Batman and Fel


I had a dream where I was Batman’s buddy. Which is awesome because I thought Batman only worked with young boys but maybe he made an exception for me. So, I was sneaking into this warehouse to alter some files on a computer and Batman had my back, taking out guards as I moved forward. I had a communication device on me, letting him know of my position and where I was heading next. I reached the computer in no time. I set down the comm. Device and went to work. After a bit of tinkering, I reached the file, made some discreet changes, saved the file then exited out. Then I left to the rendezvous point.

Me: We make a good team, don’t we?

Batman: Sure. You’re good at typing.

Me: Aww, I bet you say that to everyone. Oh, I think I forgot my communication device. Should we go back for it?

Batman: Oh, that thing? I just gave you a walkie-talkie because you insisted on having something. It’s just a toy. I didn’t really need to hear what you had to say.

I was so furious with being misled by Batman that I woke up. Now I’m a Superman fan.

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