Conspiracy Rantings #16 Relationship Edition Part 2

 

He’s talking about some Kenzie.

 

“Your management is getting between us. I hate them.”

 

Ok, so this scammer is pretending to be someone named Kenzie? I assumed Kenzie was a real person but maybe the scammer he was talking to is this Kenzie?

 

“I don’t like the management team in my life. They’re controlling my relationship with Kenzie.”

 

“Sorry I have a lot of debt”

 

Which only makes things worse with his scammers.

 

“So, Kenzie’s management. You’re gonna make me pay $500? Are you out of your minds?”

 

Someone definitely is. Ok, so the scammer from yesterday and this Kenzie are one and the same.

 

“You’re not in charge of nobody, besides me.”



I think he meant to phrase that different.

 

“I’m not gonna hate you, Kenzie. I’m going to be getting 900,000 dollars coming in soon! And you’re going to walk away? Ok, you do what you want.”

 

I don’t know where this sudden windfall of cash is coming from. Then again, not even sure who this Kenzie is. Sounds like a famous person, considering how management seems to be involved.

 

“You’re fired, bitches! Aha. Get the fuck out!”

 

And then he starts repeating this. Again, sometimes the record gets stuck with him. 

 

“You’re not the smartest person alive. I am!”

 

Oh, I wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man.

 

 

 

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