Alien Invasion

So I had a dream that aliens invaded during Christmas. But this was in Hawaii, so it wasn’t a white Christmas, just the way I like it. The invaders were immune to weapons; their shiny silver skin just repelled them. But they were susceptible to magic, which I happened to have. Black magic, so at least I was in character. Still, I wasn’t going to let a something small like an alien attack get in the way of my weekend of gaming. I had just gotten a new game and was on my way home when I saw Batman fighting one of these monsters. 10 feet tall, made of ice and he was having quite some trouble with it. I figured I might as well help him. I mean, it was on my way home. So I melted it with some black fire.
“You’re the first person I’ve seen that can take these things out.”
“Yeah, I’m pretty amazing. Whelp, see ya later.”
“I need your help. My friend is working on a way to take out these aliens. Come with me.”
Now, normally I don’t follow random black men places, especially when they ask me, but it just so happened that the way he was going also happened to be towards home. So, eh, why not?

We walked across a field, towards a group of houses. As we approached the 3rd house from the crosswalk, a brunette woman came out of the house to greet us. She held some glass vials filled with some liquid that had this black gooey sheen to it.
            “I’ve analyzed that skin sample you sent me.” She said, getting straight to the point. “This should be able to weaken the skin enough for you to actually hurt them.
“Sounds good!” Batman turns to me and tells me that we should get going, before more people get hurt.
“Why do you need me? You have what you need to take them out.”
“You have magic powers.”
“Yeah, so?”
Batman scowled at me but, unknown to him, that doesn’t work on me. There’s only one black man that puts fear into my heart and that’s my father. Who just happened to step outside from the house next door and shout at me.
            “You’re going to help him or I’m breaking all your video games!” My dad decreed.
“Fine! Geez, I never get to do what I want. >(“
Aside from that there was also a subplot about my brother and me buying a newly released Sega console after church but that’s pretty nonsensical. I mean, c’mon dream. Me, at church? Sega getting a new console? You gotta keep things believable. 

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