Fast Food Fatty

Do you ever order fast food? ”No, Fel. Never. Do you? What’s it like being so unique?” Ok, a bit quick on the sarcasm. But I like to order Sweeto Burritos. Granted, I’m on a diet so when I do order, I get the smaller burritos from the kids menu. ”Well, you’ve always been childish in my mind, so it’s apt” I like to ask for extra sauce in a container. I like to dip. Usually, they give me 3, maybe 4. Once I got six which is insane. What’s completely irrational is when they only give you 1. But they’ll give you a million pieces of cutlery. What mad man is thinking “Better give these kids some forks and knives for their meal. But only 1 dipping sauce, so they can fight over it. Praise Lord Chaos!”? Honestly, it’s a burrito, skip the cut and give me extra dipping sauce, plz. Or maybe they know it’s me ordering burritos and this is their way of saying “We know it’s you! Get back on that diet, fatty! No one loves you!”