Fatal Attraction

I don’t know why I attract crazy. It’s not like I go looking for it. I just sit in my room most of the time. Yet, I step outside, even for a little bit and, BAM, crazy is right there. Like this morning, I get up to go to the bathroom, I’m out of my room for a minute, maybe two, to do the usual bathroom stuff. You know what I’m talking about (unless you don’t, in which case, you’re either an alien or incredibly unintelligent robot. Neither would really be out of place, considering all that’s happened in 2020). So, crazy caught me and started talking to me in my groggy state.

            “That vaccine Bill Gates is working on, it’ll alter your DNA.” He says.
Now, keep in mind, I’m still half asleep. So naturally, my inquisitive mind is thinking: that’s interesting, I wonder which vaccine? So naturally, I ask “which one?”

“The one Bill Gates is working on.”

“Which vaccine is that?”

“His.”

At this point, I realize: oh right, I’m talking to a crazy person. There’s no winning here.

“…Sure.”

“It’ll add a third line to your DNA. It’s for population control. It’ll dumb us down, make us easier to brainwash.”

“I don’t think I’d notice is some people.”

“Just thought I’d let you know. I know these things. I’ve been around the block.

“You certainly have.”
And, with that, he left me alone to go back to sleep.




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