Advertisers CoParent

 

“Felipe, we need to talk.”

 

We really don’t, Advertisers.

 

“It’s about your kids and their wellbeing.”

 

My what?



”Here’s an app for you. It’s a co-parenting app. We make communicating between you and your former spouse or baby mama/papa easy!”

 

I honestly don’t know where you got this impression of me. Who do you think is going to marry me here in Utah? Not to mention, also have kids? That’s two major mistakes you’re asking women to make, on top of the minor mistake she would have to make to go out with me in the first place. Though, good on you for assuming that whoever did would obviously want to divorce me. That tracks. But why would I need a communication app? I already can communicate with my phone. That’s literally what the device is for.

 

“But this is an app. You download it on your smart phone. So you can message and also plan ahead and keep track of activities your precious child has.”

 

So, a calendar? Something my smart phone came with. Like being able to text message.

 

“You know, it’s this attitude you have that keeps you single.”

 

An attitude of being right? Yeah, probably.

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